Thursday, July 4, 2013

The Creeper Incident and Nicaraguan Idol

I was waiting at the bus stop for a friend when a drunk man started stumbling toward me with the usual comments most Nicarguan men say to me or any other “gringa” (totally weird that I’m considered a gringa here).  As he approached more closely I moved and continued to ignore him.  My friend arrived shortly after and we stood waiting for our bus.  As he continued his drunken comments I was honestly surprised that the other Nica men who were at the stop didn’t intervene and tell him to go sleep it off on some street corner.  No comments were made from any of the 4 men that were there, they looked more entertained than anything else which really just pissed me off.  I put up with the drunken comments for what seemed like forever but was about 20 minutes before our bus arrived and we took off. 

Two days after on Tuesday I was walking back from the cyber after talking with Aaron when the procession of the saint and all the people came down the street. The same drunk man was the first to approach me and made some comment about seeing me run every day.  I blew past him and went home.  About 30 minutes later as I was reading in bed the same drunk man starts screaming on my street.  I love you he said in English, “Te quiero” .  I pretty much wanted to throw up.  He continued his antics right outside of my window which faces the streetI was not only scared but mortified, he was doing this in front of my neighbors.  The crazy drunk even asked Diego to open the door for him so he could talk to me. It was at this time I came out of my room and asked my host mom what was going on and she assured me, “Don’t worry, we won’t open the door.”  I didn’t feel that reassured so I slept with a pair of scissors under my pillow and barricaded my bedroom door with a rocking chair. The next day I called the Peace Corps Security guy who is pretty much the coolest guy ever.  He took all of my information and told me he would come to my house that day.  When he showed up he pretended it was just a routine security visit.  He met with my neighbors, my host family and the police.  He asked my neighbors and my host family about the incident the previous night and if they knew the drunks name.  They did.  Apparently this guy is the “big” drunk of the town, which is pretty hard to become considering all of the heavy drinking that goes on here especially during fiesta patronales (to be honest seeing people drink in excess has put me off alcohol entirely, for the time being).  Oh and to make matters worse this guy has mental problems…just my luck. After he me with my family and neighbors he visited the police station and reported the incident on my behalf. 

Since then I haven’t been bothered by the creeper drunk guy and I don’t sleep with scissors under my pillow.

…And now for the truly good part of the blog…Nicaraguan Idol.  So this was one of the first things I had been told after becoming a volunteer that I would be asked to judge an English singing competition.  I couldn’t wait.  My chance finally came this past Tuesday.  I was asked to show up a bit early for the competition so we could start at exactly noon.  Of course in  true Nica form the competition started 2 hours later J…The competition was held in one of the rural schools I co-teach at and I was the only judge that really spoke English.  One judge was a teachers brother who spoke hardly any English and the other was an English professor from the district who could speak more.  So as my professor said I would be the judge that would score the hardest, but I couldn’t.  These kids were getting up in front of their entire school singing songs in a different language, I had to cut them some slack.  I definitely wouldn’t be able to do that.  Honestly, the only time I’ve ever sang songs in Spanish was when I was a little girl and would sing Luis Miguel songs to my mom and grandma for their entertainment. 


There were 7 groups of students and some of their song choices were pretty awesome.  I was serenaded by Rhianna, Backstreet Boys, Lady Gaga and the Offspring.  The offspring song was my favorite, not because these girls were good but because the only word they pronounced correctly in the entire song was the F word.  The song they sang was you’re gonna go far kid, which chorus says “so dance fucker dance”.  When they first said it I thought no they’re not saying that in school but yup they were.  I’m pretty sure I was the only one who picked up on it and had to stop myself from laughing.  By the end of the contest there was unfortunately a 3 way tie between Rhianna, Lady Gaga and Backstreet boys, which meant the groups would have to sing again.  Not only were my ears aching from the singing but from the worst sound system ever that I was seated in front of. By the end of this round we had a clear winner…Lady Gaga. The groups were judged on tone, pronunciation, knowing the lyrics and stage presence.  Lady Gaga won because of the pronunciation and knowing the lyrics but as far as entertainment goes Rhianna group had my vote.  These girls sang Diamond and had a dance routine and had glitter everywhere.  It was a pretty entertaining experience and one I hope to do again soon.

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